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He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others; they were all too flat.en-usCopyright 2016, Alltooflat.comSun, 10 Jul 2016 11:01:00 -0400Sun, 10 Jul 2016 11:01:00 -0400http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rssATF RSS generator v1.0rss@alltooflat.comrss@alltooflat.com60/images/atf_med.gif
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Alltooflat.comWhat's New - 04/28/2009
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ATF will be undergoing server maintenance in 2009. Stay tuned for the relaunch of Puppy Recycling as a subdomain!Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/243What's New - 03/25/2009
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The alt_text archive is now on Twitter! Follow @alt_text for updates! http://twitter.com/alt_textWed, 25 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0500http:/www.alltooflat.com/242What's New - 11/30/2008
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ATF is publishing a new blog: <a href="http://therealfirstworldproblems.tumblr.com/">First World Problems</a>, detailing exactly why it's so difficult being alive in this era of plenty. Yay!Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0500http:/www.alltooflat.com/241What's New - 10/30/2008
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Is this thing on?Thu, 30 Oct 2008 00:00:00 -0500http:/www.alltooflat.com/240What's New - 04/01/2008
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Added the <a href="/#">conclusion</a> to <a href="/serious/adventures/davincicod/">The Da Vinci Cod</a> to <a href="/serious/adventures">Adventures</a>!Tue, 1 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500http:/www.alltooflat.com/238What's New - 04/01/2008
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Oh, also - Congrats to Ton on getting engaged! Soon the entire triumvirate will have tied the knot! Tue, 1 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0500http:/www.alltooflat.com/239What's New - 10/12/2007
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Added Adrian Brody to <a href="http://alltooflat.com/serious/celebs/">Celebrity Photos</a>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/237What's New - 10/09/2007
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Ken and Ally got married! (H-word redacted)Tue, 9 Oct 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/236What's New - 09/30/2007
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Astor Place Rubik's Cube Prank <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8XNKnjQ-9Q">on CNN</a>Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/235What's New - 09/28/2007
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Added new <a href="/serious/celebs/">celebrity photos</a> (Bill Murray & Jason Schwartzman!)Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/234What's New - 09/22/2007
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All Too Flat is no longer banned at Panera Bread!Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/233What's New - 08/27/2007
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Now I <a href="http://benjaminste.in/2007/08/17/a-maze-of-twisty-little-passages-all-alike/">whizgiggle</a> at them!Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/232Kennyblog - A New Beginning
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Well, I think this thing has come to an end. This blog is no more.
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Yes, yes, I know. But here we are. Fear not, though, since I'm not out of the game entirely. I've started a new place here an ATF where I can spout my usual inanities. Hopefully, it will be a little more active than this. I thing this will be the case for two reasons:
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1) All the cool kids are blogging now, and I feel left out when I'm not.
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2) I installed a new blogging platform (Movable Type) on ATF, and it makes it really easy to put up new entries (which was not the case when I was using the system I had written when I didn't know a damn thing about programming).
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3) This was always more of a longer form thing, and the new blog will probably have shorter posts. I always felt that I needed to really write something substantial for this page. The new one will be mostly just a bunch of crap.
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<a href="http://alltooflat.com/about/personal/kennyb/kennyblogii/">Here it is. Kennyblog Redux</a>. Hope you enjoy it.Sat, 5 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400/about/personal/kennyb/kennyblog/?PubDate=20070505Ask The Fish - 04/28/2007
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<i>Dear Ask the Fish,</i><br>
im bored what should i do?
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<i>-Bebe</i>
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<i>Dear Bebe,</i><br>
Answer some fish questions
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Added the first <a href="http://alltooflat.com/geeky/etc/lolflat/lolflat.jpg">LolFlat</a>.Sat, 28 Apr 2007 00:00:00 -0400http:/www.alltooflat.com/231
¡°That ¡®six-B slotted bolt¡¯ makes me think his engine hasn¡¯t anything wrong with it at all,¡± Larry stated, finally. ¡°Furthermore, I think he put down his crate in some handy¡ªgood¡ªspot!¡± After she had done that she stood hesitating for just a moment before she threw off all restraint with a toss of her head, and strapped about her waist a leather belt from which there hung a bowie knife and her pistol in its holster. Then slipping on her moccasins, she glided into the darkness. She took the way in the rear of the quarters, skirting the post and making with swift, soundless tread for the river. Her eyes gleamed from under her straight, black brows as she peered about her in quick, darting glances. It was tea time at the Circle K Ranch. But no one was enjoying the hour of rest. Kirby sat on the couch and abstractedly ate slice after slice of thin bread and butter, without speaking. Mrs. Kirby made shift to darn the bunch of stockings beside her, but her whole attention was strained to listening. The children did not understand, though they felt the general uneasiness, and whispered together as they looked at the pictures in the illustrated paper, months old. "Shall you go with them?" asked Cairness. "Citizen!" echoed the woman. "They'uns heap sight wuss'n the soldjers. Teamsters, gamblers, camp-followers, thieves, that'll steal the coppers off en a dead man's eyes. I had a sister that married a man that beat her, and then run off to Injianny, leavin' her with six children to support. All the mean men go to Injianny. Cl'ar out. We don't want nobody 'round heah, and specially no Injiannians. They'uns is a pizun lot." "What sort of a man was he?" "Why, one of my Sergeants reported that a Corporal came from your Headquarters, and directed the raid to be made." The firing and stone-throwing lasted an hour or more, and then seemed to die down from sheer exhaustion. Somewhere, he told himself, there would be someone.... For Dodd, it was a time to breathe and to look around. He had enough work to do: the damage to Building Three, and the confusion among the Alberts, had to be dealt with, and all knew time was short. Very few of the Alberts had actually escaped¡ªand most of those, Dodd told himself bitterly, would die in their own jungles, for lack of knowledge or preparation. Most, though, simply milled around, waiting for the masters, wondering and worrying. "Naomi." A crash of thunder and a spit of lightning tore open the sky, and for a moment Reuben saw the slope of the Moor livid in the flash, and the crest of firs standing[Pg 225] against the split and tumbling clouds. The air rang, screamed, hissed, rushed, and rumbled. Reuben, hardly knowing what he did, had sprung to his feet. He stared at her with his mouth open. "H?ald your false tongue. You're no wife o' mine from this day forrard. I w?an't be cuckolded in my own house." "Oh, I'm a bit off colour to-night, but I can tell you I was a fine girl when I went away with Joe¡ªand all the time I lived with him, too, first at the Camber and then at New Romney; there was many as 'ud have been proud to git me from him. But I stuck to him faithful, I did, till one morning I woke up and found him gone, off on a voyage to Australia¡ªwonder if he met Robert¡ªhaving given me over to a pal of his for five pounds and a set of oilskins. Oh, I can tell you I took on something awful¡ªI wasn't used to men in those days. But Joe's pal he was a decent chap¡ªthere was nothing the matter with him save that he wasn't Joe. He was unaccountable good to me, and I stayed with him three years¡ªand then I hooked it, scarcely knew why. I got a post as barmaid in Seaford, but the landlord took up with me and his missus chucked me out. And now I'm here." It was late in the afternoon ere Holgrave resolved to put the hut that had sheltered him when a boy, in a state to receive him now; but there were several hours of daylight before him, and even when the day should close, the broad harvest moon would afford him light to prolong his labour. The rushes that grew by the Isborne, the clay from the little spot of ground attached to the hut, and the withered and broken branches that lay thickly strewn over the adjoining forest, gave him ample materials for his purpose. HoMEÀ§°ó²´ý×Ô¼ºÄòµÀ
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